As promised, here is this weekend issue of Sunday Insults. There are only three this week, but I am hoping the number will pickup as time goes.
A freakish homonculus germinated outside lawful procreation. - by Henry Arthur Jones via misanthropyst An educated man's insult; best when spoken lightly to barbarians while smiling.
Stop your foul whining, you filthy piece of distented rectum! - from Red Dwarf via Nrrrdboy A classic; to be spoken with feeling.
Bury your head as far in the sand as it is up your ass. - Mark Pilgrim A beach insult.
My favorite for this week is, of course, rectumus insult from Red Dwarf. You can hear the insult spoken by Rimmer (WAV file) from Red Dwarf. Don't forget to send in your best insults any way you can.