What a cheery morning news: British Scientist Puts Odds for Apocalypse at 50-50. Somebody forgot to mention the time span.
I am taking bets on the cause of Apocalypse at 1 million to 1 odds. That's right. For each dollar you send me, I'll send you $1 million if the world ends in the way you think it will. There is no limit to how much you can bet. Members of religious orders and people with psychic powers may also participate. Cheating is also allowed. You can't get better odds than this anywhere anytime.
Spread the word everyone and don't forget to tell our Nigerian friends who would just love a great deal like this.<grin/>