Growing Things

A few months ago, my wife dug a hole and buried some roots of green onions.  Look what we have in our kitchen today: green onions!  We do that often when we have something that might grow.  Er, don't bury bamboos though.  You'll regret it.

This reminds me of a trick I wanted to try on my dog.  Unfortunately, she died two years ago.  She was a beautiful black Pekinese.  Now I just have two birds.  Since they might be bored, I perform five-minute shows in front of the birdcage everyday to keep them entertained.  So far they haven't booed me.  I might have the start of a second career here: Bird Entertainer.

Getting back to the trick, if you have a dog that likes to bury bones, try this trick.  When the dog is not around, unearth the bones and either replace it with something else or put more bones in there.  Heehee.  Your dog just might start a bone farm.