Wecome to Mount Nevermind News.  We care more about the quality of your life than you do.

Our latest invention is WakaWaka, the new standard for walking.  As you know, the old way of walking was poorly documented and under-specified, opening the door to all kinds of funny walks.  WakaWaka is simply the right way to walk, designed to make you look beautiful whether you are walking to your death or to the restroom.  Also, every fine aspect of WakaWaka is documented so you'll never walk funny again.

To encourage you to walk the WakaWaka way, we have also designed WakaWakaThisWay, a walkway technology designed to enforce the WakaWaka walking style.  Since we care more about your life than you do, we will be ripping up old roads and replacing them with WakaWakaThisWay.  No need to thank us.  It's our job to care more about your life than you do.