I got tired of my picture, so I took a new one.  No glasses this time but with a four day old beard.  My hair is so thick and thorny that wife can't kiss me and my son has learned to avoid me when I have beard on my face.  A good way to torment people I love.

I wish I could grow a full beard instead of four islands of hair.  My father had full beard when he was in highschool and I was told that my grandfather was practically covered with hair, chest and all.  So the hairy gene weakened over three generations to a point where all I can muster is a distraught accountant look.

What is really unfair is that the baldy gene hasn't weakened at all.  According to my father, the gene will fire when I am about 50.  Great.  I got less than ten years to go.  I hope they come up with the antidote before then.