A conversation from the near future overheard somewhere in Asheron's Call, Microsoft's MMORPG.

Fizban:  Hey, did you hear about the Cave of Longhorn?

Missalot:  Isn't Longhorn code name for Microsoft's new OS?

Fizban:  Yeah, its finally getting released so they are doing an adventure to promote the release of Longhorn.  Ad-venture, get it?

Missalot:  Haha.  So what's in the cave?

Fizban:  A user-friendly Minotaur named Longhorn.  He drops Longhorn discount coupons up to 50% off.  Longhorn is a tough mob though.  He'll stun you with Longhorn marketing mumbo-jumbo and power-hack with a double-headed axe named Scobleizer.  Best way to get him is to lure him into narrow corridors so his swollen head will get stuck.

Missalot:  Wow.  I could use 50% off.  Let's go get Longhorn!