Warning: This might be one mind expansion you might not want.

Wow.  One of our cactuses sprouted two flowers.  Well, I think they are flowers.  Desert plants tend to keep their flowers sheathed until the conditions are right to breed.  I am not sure if many people share my view, but I think flower is like penis for plants except, unlike mammals that run around to mate, plants just let it hang out.  Hey, that's one horny cactus we got here.

Helping my wife's garden work in my own way.
Whew.  Photography is hard work.