From News.com

"Everyone is going to be asking, 'Where did the computer go?' The entire computer (now) floats in the air," said Schiller. Apple, he said, is aiming for a machine that people will be "proud to have in their den, their living room or in the front of a small business."

Yeah, right.  *eyeroll*  Aside from the joy of pretend surprise, why would anyone want to buy an oversized batteryless laptop with detached keyboard?  Wait a minute.  It just might work.  I can ducktape it to a small powerboat battery and use it as a laptop.  Wow, a laptop with 24 hour battery life and replaceable keyboard.  I am starting to like the idea.

While I have the ducktape at hand, I can attach some table legs so it won't break my leg and some small wheels so I can drag it around.  And how about those three fans?  What's next? iceMac model with a little cup that slides out when the CPU overheats so you can drop ice cubes into it?  How about an iAngel model that opens heat-dissipating wings at the back?  Cool!