"Everyone is going to be asking, 'Where did the computer go?' The entire computer (now) floats in the air," said Schiller. Apple, he said, is aiming for a machine that people will be "proud to have in their den, their living room or in the front of a small business."
Yeah, right. *eyeroll* Aside from the joy of pretend surprise, why would anyone want to buy an oversized batteryless laptop with detached keyboard? Wait a minute. It just might work. I can ducktape it to a small powerboat battery and use it as a laptop. Wow, a laptop with 24 hour battery life and replaceable keyboard. I am starting to like the idea.
While I have the ducktape at hand, I can attach some table legs so it won't break my leg and some small wheels so I can drag it around. And how about those three fans? What's next? iceMac model with a little cup that slides out when the CPU overheats so you can drop ice cubes into it? How about an iAngel model that opens heat-dissipating wings at the back? Cool!