I woke up to a painful case of ulcer this morning.  Too much stress and spicy food I guess.  None of the usual over the counter medicine relieved the pain.  Thankfully, my wife found a home remedy: cabbage and carrot soup.  Whew.  I sure don't want to suffer like that again.  Ulcer turns your skull-shaped bowl upside down so you can't hold any thought in your head for more than a second.