I searched myself on Web's Biggest (via Ross Mayfield) and got this ad-sponsored search result:
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Hmm. Apparently I am on sale. So I followed the link and got:
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Ergo, I am a dog park available for 35% off at Amazon. I wonder if being a dog park is better than being a fire hydrant.