Shopping for Don Park

I searched myself on Web's Biggest (via Ross Mayfield) and got this ad-sponsored search result:

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Hmm.  Apparently I am on sale.  So I followed the link and got:

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Ergo, I am a dog park available for 35% off at Amazon.  I wonder if being a dog park is better than being a fire hydrant.