Coup d’eta

Ross Mayfield writes about Coup d'eta.  I grew up with the word although I didn't even know how to spell it.  Whenever my father came home intoxicated, he would tell my brother and I that one of us must become a general and rescue the country through Coup d'eta.  That was when General Park Jung-Hee was in power.

My father said he tried the peaceful ways and none worked.  He even met with General Park at one time and demanded that the general hand over the power to civilians.  The general's answer was that he wanted to but he couldn't because of his followers, soldiers who overthrew the administration my father was in.  I guess the general was trapped on the back of a tiger he unleashed.

So my father attempted to put together his own Coup d'eta without success.  Other generals were sympathetic but were not willing to bet their life on the line.  In the end, my father was sentenced to death for his anti-government activities.  Thankfully, he was let go after promising to quit politic.  I am glad he did because, while the general eventually got assassinated by his own man, my father is still very much alive.

Update:

I couldn't find the photo taken after the meeting with General Park on March 17th, 1963, so I took a picture of the one in my father's autobiography.

Get out!  Can't!  How about a picture then?

The shorty on the left is General Park.  My father is the one on the right.  If he looks pissed off, that's because the general had the nerve to say no to him.  Heh.  Steel meets steel was the thought I had when I first saw the picture.

Startling Picture of North Korea

I visit GlobalSecurity occasionally because I am interested in anything related to wars.  Maybe it was those seven green plastic soldiers my father gave me when all the hair I had was on my head.  Anyhow, I saw this Landsat picture of North Korea which startled me and thought you might be interested in being startled too.

The bright spot near the middle is Seoul.  Black area above that is North Korea.  The little cluster of light in the middle of the dark area is Pyung-yang, capital of North Korea.  I guess there aren't many nightclubs in North Korea.  If China can look that good in a couple of decades, North Korea can too.  I hope I can boogie in North Korea before I croak.

Invitation to Speak Your Mind

As the dictator of this blog, I need your input, suggestions and criticisms alike, so I can improve the blog.  So tell me what you like or don't like about my blog.  I know I need a shave, but the damn thing keeps growing so don't bother with comments about my beard.  Love confessions and blatant admirations or disgust are welcome as well.  If you are a hacker, I would love to hear what you think also.

e-SuperBowl?

e-Sport is taking off in broadband-happy Korea.  On January 30th, 20 thousand screaming teens packed a stadium in Pusan to watch…two guys play StarCraft.  Close to two hundred professional game tournaments like this were held in Korea last year with prize totalling $5 million.  While the prize money is still small, professional game players in Korea are now gaining idol status enjoyed by singers, actors, and major sports stars.

According to Beijing, Koreans are Chinese

Looks like Japan is not alone in being creative with history.  Recent reports by Beijing historians, supposedly sponsored by the Chinese government, has Koreans hopping mad.  Here is an excerpt from a Taipei Times article by Christopher Lingle:

Showing an ability to pile outrage upon outrage, Beijing introduced inaccurate and distorted information about Korea's early history to further Chinese political hegemony. In particular, Chinese officials have offered a gross misrepresentation of descriptions of the Koguryo (Goguryeo) empire (37 BC to 668 AD) whose territory included part of a Chinese regional kingdom. This strong warrior state successively defeated invading armies of the Chinese empires.

In the Chinese version, Koguryo was incorporated into a Chinese historical timeline and included a claim that these people were of "han" Chinese descent. Beijing also interfered with an effort by Pyongyang to place Koguryo tombs on UNESCO's World Cultural Heritage list of historic sites.

Ethnic Koreans that had lived in the region previously known as Manchuria for many centuries formed the core of the empire. Eventually, their capital was moved to Pyongyang from Jian in Manchuria in the fourth century.

After Koreans and Manchurian tribes lived together for centuries, they were incorporated into Chinese territory with a treaty by Japan and the Qing dynasty in China in 1909. It is amusing to think that Marxist-Leninists insist that unequal treaties signed by imperial powers have any legitimate force. It was left to Korean learned societies to insist that Beijing place the Korean kingdom of Koguryo in its proper historical perspective.

For its part, Beijing insists that everyone else should exercise the highest standards of historical probity. For example, the media and diplomatic channels have been used to criticize the content of Japanese history textbooks. It is a blatant act of hypocrisy to be inconsistent in stating concerns over the correct retelling of past deeds and misdeeds.

It is likely that the incident is part of a well-orchestrated and purposeful attempt to increase its political influence in Northeast Asia. This probably reflects concern over the large numbers of ethnic Koreans living in the northeastern provinces of Laoning, Jilin and Heilongjiang that were granted considerable autonomy during the early 1950s.

Gee, so they built the Great Wall to keep fellow Hans out?  They should be thankful that Koreans are not asking for restoration of the Koguryo territory.  Here is a map of Koguryo:

Korean peninsula had its own version of the Three Kingdoms as you can tell by the presence of three other countries in the Korean peninsula.  Shilla, the green colored one in the map, eventually won by allying with Dang Dynasty.  People living in that area are still being blamed for that traitorous alliance.  Long memory indeed.

Here is a map showing Koguryo's war with Dang Dynasty.  Note Koguryo's own version of the Great Wall.  Apparently, wall building was fashionable back then.  Maybe Israel's walling building will bring it back.  You have to build walls before you can't knock them down.

Those red dots along the wall are castles.  The redline crossing the sea means Dang couldn't get through by land so they attacked by sea.

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p dir=”ltr”>BTW, the name Korea originates from Koryo (aka Goryeo), a nation that followed (I am grossly simplifying here) Koguryo (aka Goguryeo).  Koreans apparently likes to recycle old names.  Before Koguryo, there was Gochosun which occupied pretty much the same territory.  For 500 years prior to the Japanese occupation, the name of the much shrunken country was Chosun.  Maybe the next one should be just simply Ko.

Koreans Start International Election Campaign against Bush

OhmyNews is reporting that an NGO group in Korea (sorry, their name is difficult to translate) has launched an international campaign named “Defeat Bush Network” to defeat Bush in the upcoming election.  Here is a picture of some Indians holding Defeat Bush Network tabloids that were handed out in Moombai (?), India in their efforts to get citizens of other countries involved.

Looks like Bush loses by one vote in this group

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p align=”left”>While non-Americans trying to influence the outcome of an American election is weird and I have mixed feelings about it, I must say they got some balls.  If I had to guess, I think their argument is that it's their business if they are affected by the result of the election.

Sea Angel or Horny Ass?

These things are called Sea Angels (aka Clione Papi Lionacea Pallac) and lives in zero-degree salt water.  Korean parents tell their young that, if they behave badly, horns will grow out of their ass.  Hmm.  I see material for a new folklore here: a story about the offsprings of an angel that fell in love with the devil.

They are born with angel's wings, devil's horns, and an ass where a face should be.  They have to live in dark freezing water because they are ashamed of how they look.  Poor things.  Sniffle  Why this could be Disney's next big animation movie.  Oops.  It's time to get back to work because I am now wondering how they would smile…

Divorces

Gretchen and Chris's divorce and a recent article in a Korean newspaper made me think about divorces tonight.  In 1980, the divorce rate in Korea was 5.9%.  In 1990, 11.4%.  Last year, 47.5%.  Those who keep track of the numbers say Korea will soon bypass America (51%) if it hasn't already.  At this rate, the very social fabric of Korea will soon be torn apart.

I doubt the rate will become 100%, but I can't help but wonder what a society with 100% divorce rate will be like.  Our divorce rate with cars is 100% so will we treat our spouses like cars?  Will 18 year olds become equivalent of new car models?  Will used cars get some respect as classics?  What about the equivalent of rental cars?  Who is driving who?

Learning English Virtually

Learning English is a big deal outside America.  For Koreans, whether or not you speak English affects your career.  English is taught in school but learning English in America is considered to be essential to properly learn English.  So kids of all ages are sent to America.

So I started thinking about a cheap solution.  I thought about a variation of a Rent-A-Sub idea I had long time ago that lets anyone connected to Internet control a little remotely controlled submarine.  You get a little mobile robot with video camera and speakers that a lets Internet users control.  Imagine little robots running around town trying to engage in conversation with townfolks.  There will be lots of problems, but lots of fun also.

More realistic solution is to build a virtual world designed for non-English speakers to learn English by having real world conversations.  Wanna experience MacDonald?  Drive there and order a burger.  NPCs are part-timers who are asked to type-in what they are saying to help students understand what you are mumbling.  Wanna learn what to say in a car accident?  Smash your car into another car and get into a screaming match in English.  Quickest way to learn foul language?  Go hang out at the 'Hood where tough NPCs will rough you up so you can learn English.

For this kind of service, $200 a month subscription is not expensive considering how much other options for English students cost.

First Korean Pilot

Korea's first airplane pilot is Hee-sung Park according to a recently found pilot's license issued in America on July 7th, 1921.  He was one of many young Koreans sent by the Provisional Government of the Republic of Korea, established in Shanghai on April 13, 1919, to be trained as soldiers in America.

According to Early Korean Immigrants to America: Their Role in the Estabilishment of the Republic of Korea (88K PDF – HTML version), some went to the Korean Young Soldiers' School in Hastings, Nebraska to receive ROTC-style military training before joining the independence armies in Manchuria and Russia.  Mr. Park and a few others went to Willows Flight Academy in Northern California to receive pilot training.

The heart throbbing part of all this that there was a plan to bomb the Japanese Emperor's Palace.  Since there wasn't enough resources for a more ambitious plan like the one General Doolittle's Tokyo Raiders pulled off, the plan probably involved suicidal missions.

While I think the bombing would have delivered a shocking blow to the Japanese and given hope to Koreans struggling to free the country from Japan, I can't help pondering where the line between acts of heroism and acts of atrocities lies.