Jonathan Schwartz filed patent applications for per-employee software pricing.  Awesome.  Maybe I should file a similar patents for per-chair, per-desk, and per-floormat software pricing methods and offer them at a much lower license fee.  It doesn't have to be items an employee has usually only one item of.  While I am at it, I can file patent on software pricing schemes based on thousands of other business sizing metrics and millions of derivatives.