On the other hand, I think classic kilts look pretty good and the original great kilts are very practical. Why carry a blanket separately when you can wear it? Just wrap the blanket around you and secure it with a leather belt. Brilliant!
I don't think hanging a heavy metal (I forget what it's called) in front of the crotch makes much sense though, particularly when you don't have any underwear on. Speaking of underwear, I think I would go without any underwear if I wore a kilt. I mean what is the point of wearing a skirt if you are going to wear underwear?