Screw the missiles, here is something new for my son and I to try on our next camping trip! If it'll burn North Korean flags, it'll be great for lighting up firelogs.
BTW, I don't think the situation in North Korea has anything to do with communism. Kims just make crazy tyrants. I say bring on the Parks. We tend to be kinder, gentler dictators. We don't butcher with axes nor starve you to death, we just sit on your face til you suffocate.